How to be annoying-Poking

Poking is a common way to annoy people. Not many people realize how annoying frequent poking is. A jab on the shoulder every other second can make the victim either really mad or really annoyed. There are many sub categories that these may lead to but the main categories are really annoyed or really mad. It is very important you know what kinda person you are dealing with first. You have to know a bit about his/her/its personality before you may begin the annoying process.

Now for the instruction on how to poke people to the point of annoying

Step 1- poke on one shoulder.

Step 2- repeat poking till person is very annoyed then move on to another part of his/her/its body were you will repeat step 1.

These steps will help in the process of annoying people through poking.

I'm not responsible for any harm done to persons who attempt poking or the victim.

As a good rule of caution avoid private areas.

Steps to avoid being poked.

Step 1- Avoid eye contact with possible pokers.

Step 2- If being poked remain calm and ignore. I know its hard but its the only thing you can do.

Step 3- If really annoyed a kick to the gut would send them the message .

This is it for my first post on how to be annoying. 

More to come soon