How to be annoying-personality

To have an annoying personality one must be very energetic, alive, full of questions (that is none of your business) and most importantly be able to swing moods (acting).

First of all lets begin with being energetic
Being energetic alone is not considered annoying the other factors have to play in in order to be annoying.

Alive and full of questions.
being alive and full of questions is a good thing. But to take that to the annoying level is a skill that needs practice. one helpful tip is to ask questions that you have no business in. But make sure you don't go into areas that are too deep, death for example.

Swinging moods and taking things literally
Taking things literally can be very annoying to people. Try it out. When someone says something to you that is not to be taken literally go right ahead and take it literally(except for things that cause harm to others and your self of course). This along with mood swinging suddenly can help in your quest to be annoying.

How to be annoying-Orbiting

I got this one off my friends boyfriend. It is a simple technique were you circle the victim and look at him until he/she/it is annoyed.

To orbit you need to

Step 1-Approach someone from the back

Step 2-Begin circling

Step 3-Maintain circling avoiding any body parts 

Orbiting can be very dangerous

If you are a guy you cud get hit in the family jewels if the victim is startled

During orbiting you are venerable for all types of attacks. For example as you orbit someone they have a clear shot at the front of your body. A correctly placed kick could knock you on the ground.

How to Avoid being orbited

Step 1- If you are being orbited please remain calm at all costs panicking is what the annoyer wants you to.

Step 2-From here you can either wait it out or give a clear kick to the stomach.

Step 3- RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

I'm not responsible for any injury caused to the persons doing this act or the victim.

How to be annoying-Poking

Poking is a common way to annoy people. Not many people realize how annoying frequent poking is. A jab on the shoulder every other second can make the victim either really mad or really annoyed. There are many sub categories that these may lead to but the main categories are really annoyed or really mad. It is very important you know what kinda person you are dealing with first. You have to know a bit about his/her/its personality before you may begin the annoying process.

Now for the instruction on how to poke people to the point of annoying

Step 1- poke on one shoulder.

Step 2- repeat poking till person is very annoyed then move on to another part of his/her/its body were you will repeat step 1.

These steps will help in the process of annoying people through poking.

I'm not responsible for any harm done to persons who attempt poking or the victim.

As a good rule of caution avoid private areas.

Steps to avoid being poked.

Step 1- Avoid eye contact with possible pokers.

Step 2- If being poked remain calm and ignore. I know its hard but its the only thing you can do.

Step 3- If really annoyed a kick to the gut would send them the message .

This is it for my first post on how to be annoying. 

More to come soon