Monday, September 22, 2008

How to be annoying-Orbiting

I got this one off my friends boyfriend. It is a simple technique were you circle the victim and look at him until he/she/it is annoyed.
To orbit you need to

Step 1-Approach someone from the back
Step 2-Begin circling
Step 3-Maintain circling avoiding any body parts 

Orbiting can be very dangerous
If you are a guy you cud get hit in the family jewels if the victim is startled
During orbiting you are venerable for all types of attacks. For example as you orbit someone they have a clear shot at the front of your body. A correctly placed kick could knock you on the ground.

How to Avoid being orbited

Step 1- If you are being orbited please remain calm at all costs panicking is what the annoyer wants you to.
Step 2-From here you can either wait it out or give a clear kick to the stomach.
Step 3- RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

I'm not responsible for any injury caused to the persons doing this act or the victim.

1 comment:

Du Edoc'sil Hjarta said...

hmm i'm definitely tryin this out tomorrow...

thanks for the idea, Bee... really devilish!